Disclaimer I can only dream of ever owning these characters, and seeing as I’m not asleep, I’m guessing they’re still not mine.
Summary Those Damn Boots had been in many dreams involving his flat mate, and little brother and sisters best friend. They were also the only thing between being a good friend, and throwing Miss Hermione Granger down on the kitchen table and shagging her so hard she wouldn't be able to walk for a week.
Warnings Dubious consent, going down
Author's Notes Wrote this over a long time. Thanks to Krazhypergrl for beta it for me!